Total Medals Earned: 1,658 (From 376 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,360 Points
Medals Earned: 6/14 (105/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/115 points)
Lose a game
Look at the credits
End a game with 1 point
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (115/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Medals Earned: 29/30 (395/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
oh my god it's so intense!
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Try both game modes in one session
Submit a score
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE